im talking about a job that will hire any buffoon like the airport or something

Usually those two terms are interrelated and generally that's shit like untrained manual labour jobs, construction, restaurant work, warehouse work, that sort of thing.
Fair bit of warning, though, most people in those sorts of jobs are either drunks or drug addicts and part of that is that the job is so shit they drive you to drink or smoke pot.

im shoveling dirt for the local government, it's surprisingly chill, good working culture, maybe look in that direction (:

if you are third world call centers take whatever crap they can find, they took me in after all
job sucks though

In the UK at least, there seems to be a lot of rural work and not enough workers. Did a seasonal live-in job this summer and it was like an insane asylum, in the nicest of ways.