Set up a split screen: open your boring paper in one window, and a grauve idol video in the other. I'll report back on how effective it was for me later!

Update: It's not exactly getting me through the reading *fast*, but it's helping me maintain the will to live. It's some unimaginably boring psychology research methods stuff.

can't bear boredom either huh?
i need to listen to music or smoke in order to be productive yet doing those things while studying will distract me. as you can imagine this is a catch-22 which results in much procrastination. listening to classical music is a happy medium which helps me not piss the day away as there are no vocals or mkultra beats to eat at my mind while studying. after a state of flow is reached i can put the ipod away until i get bored again.
hopefully the ogling at depictions of women for the dopamine trickle method keeps working for you, that's a classic which has existed since the caveman days.