if you could take one feature that appears in another species and have it on your own body, what would be? me, i'd want to produce terpenes so i'd always smell good.

big milky udders

>>2
you can already produce milk anon, just pump every day every 3-4 hrs a day (including nights) for 30 minutes each session and eventually your body will take the hint! it's easy!

I want to become a filter feeding organism swaying mindlessly on the ocean floor. Although you won't know how to feel about it, biologists and men into the study of embryos have looked into the past and determined the likelyhood of us all being a race of precocious sea squirt larvae.
In theory it'd be possible to tap into the ancestral biological pathways of a metamorphosis, left in from our distinguished Chordate elders, and I would leave this life cursed of knowledge.

>>4
Idfk you're disgusted bro the things Saya does on my dick.. Id better spare you the trouble in fact

>>4
forgot to mention that my dear Saya is a man :3

it'd probably suck to have wings when i'm sitting/sleeping but being able to fly would be pretty cool.

I would like to be a Japanese.

I would like to be a Japanese.(my dick is way too massive)

duck penis.

>>7
what kind of configuration would you rather have them in, angel/dragon-like wings on the back, independent from the arms, or wyvern/bird-like wings that act as your arms? i figure that an extra pair of limbs would be taxing on the mind, on top of the added encumbrance.
>>10
lovely.

Blue eyes instead of brown eyes. Most people in my family have the former, I got very unlucky.

>>12 slightly lighter eyes are a life hack lowkey more personality more flare

>>13
the best things about having lighter eyes are the light sensitivity and the owl- or cat-like look. i love having to contort my face like i'm max payne whenever the sun's out.

>>11 i'm 7. i'd rather have wings on my back than on my arms. (on my back is what i was thinking of when writing my post.) tbh i'd rather have them there than under my arms mostly for aesthetic reasons. i feel having wings would make it so hard to sleep comfortably. and make doorways a pain in the ass to get through.

>>15
go back underageb&

I'd like to have snake eyes. In fact everyone should. They are strictly superior anatomically than hacky bullshit we are working with and we should have crawled back out of this evolutionary dead-end millenia ago to pursue a more fruitful path. Blinking is for losers, having to manually change the shape of a lens that loses flexibility over time and worsens your vision is a terrible idea and carrying around a cornea which just stays scratched and does not heal after receiving minor damage is the type of planned obsolescence a tech company would come up with