does anyone here have any true friends, not acquaintances, not people who are fun to be around, im talking about true friends. people who are 100% in tune with what you want to accomplish in life, people who you could trust to kill someone and obviously the other way around

Those sorts of friends come around once in a lifetime I'm afraid

I don't need friends I got enough (products & services which I get for free)

Friendship is dead and smartphones killed it. I hate it really. It killed family, dating apps killed love, and social media killed friendship. What comes next? Like it just gets worse and worse.

I’m mid millennial so an old fag. I have exactly 1. He would help me bury a body.

all my close friends so max 3 people just use me as an accessory to their actual lifestyle. its sad because i’ve been trying to build something for everyone around me to no avail people don’t care about each other anymore. and i’m not sure if i do or if i fetishize the idea anyway

Isn't there an identical thread to this one already on the site?

yes but they all live on the other side of the equator

>>8 wtf is that supposed to mean kobe bryant

Every time I have yelled "KOBE" before making a shot I have missed

I have 2. don't need any more, don't need acquaintances, don't need shit tier friends.

I haven’t had friends since middle school. I don’t think I’m mentally capable of it anymore. I don’t know how to do it even when the opportunity is there I can’t take it up. When you need to learn a game, you read the manual. There is no manual for this. So I can’t get help anywhere.

Only my partner and I'm content with that. It's rare to find genuine people nowadays.

ha someone on denpachan with a partner?, the rage bait is unbelievably lazy

So if someone has a partner you can't browse the internet? It is the truth but feel free to believe what you want of course. I just wanted to express that I'm content to have a partner that is also my best friend. Cats are really good friends too hehe. Have a nice day, I truly wish you happiness.

So if someone has a partner you can't browse the internet?

Uhh duh! Go fuck your partner or whatever sexhavers do.

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Guy who can only view a relationship in terms of sex. Sad!

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You'll go to hell or atleast figurative hell for your near future for falling for it. We'll establish a system where sexhavers have to pay taxes to sustain our NEET lifestyles then start rolling out sexy breedable moebots that will be given to loyal wizards that have proven themselves by not having sex for 30 years.
The loyalty will also be tested by AI systems that will test any possible scenarios of (you) getting laid so failed normalfags/crabs will not apply even if they have deluded themselves to think they're wizards.

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this

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Person who assumes peoples' gender. Sad!

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I only wrote:
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The rest isn't me

Nonetheless, have fun. I'm not gonna post again on this thread

people who fall for the NEET lifestyle are as much victims of the system as the sexhavers. change cannot come from individuals. neets used to be people who found the system problematic so they abstained from taking part it it, the objective of a neet should still be to form meaningful relationships in order to go against what the system portrays as a “meaningful relationship”. society portrays neets as useless individuals purely because they pose a threat to the status quo, but to not react to the the war the system starts means that you are also part of the system. we should be happy when our enemies declare war on us, because that means we are not like them, but to simply acknowledge the fact and not fight back is pure idiocy.

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all me btw
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Where did I speak of gender? only sexuality. Women can breed moebots if they want so. Even breeding boys and bois is allowed if they so desire. Mpreg is a common fetish among these demographics so we have taken that into account when developing moebots.

>>24 what was the reason behind this post comrade

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This person >>24 is someone I like to call the Omniposter, they believe that every post on Denpachan is made by them alone →/read.cgi/lounge/1723544206

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together we are. denpa. chan!

WE ARE ONE WE ARE TRUE FRIENDS

you will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.

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not meeee you’ll never catch meeee hahahahaaaa