What was this wall of text all about?

Anyway, a few hours ago I decided to go to the store to buy a few packs of cigarettes and a cola, I have some THC distillate and planned to watch Puella Magi Madoka Magica.
Funny thing is, the moment the cashier scanned a pack of cigarettes, the power went out in the store. I went to other shops, but they were dark too.
I guess I really shouldn’t smoke cigarettes lmao