My dream in life is to write indecipherable “weird theory” and get critical theory hounds and random morons on the internet to take it seriously. So far I have distilled the following principals:
1. It must have a dark frightening conclusion or something that seems absurd (humans are le bad)
2. Should be written like French theory on crack, reference Continental philosophy because nobody reads analytical crap
3. Must have a techno glossy sci if aesthetic and make the reader think he’s fucking Neo
I’m not sure what else to add. So far I’ve written like 6,000 words of random ass notes. Gimme tips.