>>444 Maybe you could use them as an electricity-efficient server?
446 Name: Anonymous2025-08-31 21:25
>>444 Turn them into cell phone IED detonators. Juggle them. Try out the old cameras. Walk around using the flip function as stress relief. Roleplay as Steins;Gate characters. Go to an Apple store, take out the oldest phone you have and tell them your looking for a replacement, then reject all their iPhones because they are too big to fit in your pocket. Use them as golf balls. Use them as baseballs. Slide them across your desk with a friend to play ice hockey. "But will it blend?"
Maybe you could use them as an electricity-efficient server?