>>899
I just don’t feel like going okay. I can barely leave my home.

>>900
how original

>>901
OVER 900

I just became a NEET today. What should I do with my first full day of NEETdom?

>>904
goon. that's it

>>904
Something productive and then play a video game

what video game

goon and play videogames and look at esoteric memes that give you schizophrenia and make you freak out when you look at strangers irl.

I already have schizophrenia

>>904
Just watch cumtown youtube compilations

I need to switch to something other than windows 11 but linux keeps breaking and Im too retyarded to fix shit

>>911
What keeps breaking? What linux distros have you tried?

>>912
I've tried mint and the debian version. shit just went haywire after one update and a bunch of applications stopped working and wouldn't boot (e.g. libre writer). So I reinstalled and tried again and after a while the same damn thing happened after an update.

>>913
Weird. My mint installation has had 0 problems throughout 3 years through many updates. Did you maybe make a frankenmint with flatpaks, .deb's and whatever else? I just stick to apt.

is ubuntu really that bad?

>>915
ubuntu literally put ads in the terminal

>>916
Becoming the next Windows, aren’t we?

>>917
Ubuntu put like, two lines of text for a discount for their Ubuntu Pro subscription when you did `apt upgrade`. Very different from selling your data to the highest bidders.

Linuxtards constant arguing and distro production doesn't instill confidence in us. I am seriously considering buying an old Mac.

>>919

hmm having choices about how the things I use work is bad actually. I might have to learn something and that scares me. yeah I just want a corporate monopoly to think for me. Better make sure everyone knows that i think this makes me better than them.

I promise we do not care. No one asked. You need to go back.

>>919
Second hand Mac isn’t a bad choice if you need it for casual stuff but it sucks for gaming. In that case your only options are to stick with Windows or move to Linux. Also those Macs will be useless doorstoppers after a decade or so. Good luck trying to service them.

>>920
Linux fanboys bicker over distros the way people argue about sports teams. I’m not even convinced it has anything to do with functionality. The tech world is filled with idol worshipping cultists. Yeah.. learning Linux is so scary and hard. Everyone’s so scared that’s why they aren’t a cultist like me. Sure thing buddy.

Not using Linux because people argue over distros is such a stupid argument.

>>913

inb4 NixOS doesn't have this problem

On Guix if an update breaks something, you can just roll-back toa previous generation, you can do this straight from the GRUB boot menu, if it doesn't boot or something.
NixOS should be similar but I'm not sure if it's all configured by default. I'm just learning Nix(ultimately just to extend Guix).
Both require some learning to use, Guix's documentation is good while Nix's is infamous.
>>914
Flatpaks shouldn't interfere with the rest of the system, that's kind of the point of them.
>>919
I wouldn't get any Mac older than an M1. You could just use those old versions of MacOS(that won't be supported for that long) on other laptops since it's x86_64.

I sink deeper and deeper into depression. I can't explain this to others. They just don't understand my despair. I can't tell them why.

>>924
why are you depressed?

>>924
why are you depressed?

>>924
I don't even know exactly. Not the whole story at least. I just feel sad and despair at everything happening in the world. I read stuff and see stuff and it gets me down. If I say anymore people will think I'm retarded. Like now, I am trying to practice my writing but I can't nail a style and just feel embarrassed and frustrated. I look at other people and they have great skills at so many things but I don't have any talents. Others see talents in mebut I don't value those things as good skills and see flaws and mistakes everywhere. I feel tired and exhausted all the time. I sound like a nut.

>>927
Yeah you are just overwhelmed right now. If you read bad news all day it will mess with your head. Take a break from it. Get some sleep. Eat properly. Go for a walk. Talk to someone you trust. Writing gets better with practice so just keep doing a little bit and do not aim for perfect. Nobody feels talented at the start. Focus on simple steps like getting a job and a routine. Meet people through work or hobbies and just be friendly and consistent. Life is good smh.

>>927
Agree with 928. Ignore the news, little point in paying attention to it. Your worry will not do a thing to affect anything. Sounds negative but it is liberating. Diet and exercise affect mood more than you would expect too.

Only thing wrong is that life is not good. It sucks balls, but we can cope.

I'm thinking about getting a septum piercing because I have always wanted one, even though it is somewhat polarizing to some people for some reason. There is something very pleasing about having just bare titanium and steel piercings. Event the feel of the piercing needle going in is kind of enjoyable?

I've been trying diet and exercise but I have no self-control and can't stop munching on donuts

>>930
Misread the post, I thought you were talking about dental piercings, which are a thing.

>>931
instead of munching on them you should try stacking them on your dick, then you won't wanna eat them. Or you will wanna eat them even more in which case you are too far gone.

load up on piercings and step into an MRI
magnets will explain themselves

>>931
if you stop purchasing donuts, you won't have donuts to munch

I’ve always thought nose piercings look stupid. Might as well take a staple gun to your face.

i lifted up a sex doll (full body metal frame, heavy as fuck) to put new clothes on it several days ago and it hurt my shoulder and arm. they still hurt. i can't sleep because the pain. it's hell. why the fuck does this sex doll weigh so god damned much? why are my muscles so pathetic that they tore apart doing something so embarrassing?

>>936
Yes, but it is hot. Looking dumb or the matter of practicality has never stopped alternative fashion from being hot. Fashion is basically about impracticality, costly signals or ostentation are strong signals. Then beauty itself, being the imposition of ideal, platonic forms onto the physical world is orthogonal to functionality.

>>937
Should've leaned on you powerful muscled masturbation arm. Hope you're better soon though, that sucks. What kind of doll is it? Is it based?

>>939
i have no idea what "kind" it is (as in what company, or model) i know it's heavy as fuck and has metal skeleton (holds poses and positions, but hard to change them). i didn't buy it. my exgirlfriend/currentroommate bought it as a snuggle body pillow, but it was too heavy to deal with, but she felt bad about throwing it away, both because anthropomorphism and dealing with potential embarrassment from neighbors seeing her carry a heavy ass dead body looking thing that's actually a sex doll into the garbage. so it lives in my room.
it hasn't moved from the chair i sat it on for like a year, and it was getting dusty thus the change of clothes.

actually using it as a sex toy sounds like a nightmare without some kind of wall mount to the spine to get it into nice positions. that is unless you are some kind of chad thunder-cock who can lift 90kg with your weak arm ez. or maybe using it despite the trouble is the path to becoming such a chad thunder-cock.

>>940
Living with your ex sounds crazyy. Do you know if it's "fully modeled" though? It's a sex doll right.

>>941
it is 100% definitely a sex doll with all the parts .. including cleaning tools that are somewhere.

the nichijou of the virgin sex doll. that's several different anime.

re ex. is it? we have lived together for more time as roommates by now. we didn't have any dramatic breakup or anything.

>>942
Have you erm.. had sex with it? I wonder if there's something cool you can do with it.

>>943
Only if you VESA mount it

>>943
third base just to "test the waters" i guess. the silicone is too firm so groping doesn't feel authentic. i think it would take doing at least 2 different silicone mixes to make the firmer epidermis layer and softer fatty tissue textures more authentic. also the silicone has a very high friction unlike real skin, so it's just kinda uncanny. if it was wet it might feel a bit better, but fuck that.

I have also wondered this. but i don't think it's really possible to convey how much a pain in the ass (or literally in the shoulder and arm... still) moving it is, it's heavier than a person of similar size. I was thinking it would be fun to get cute outfits for it. but changing the clothes is a nightmare. If I got one for me it would need to be like way fucking smaller for no other reason than the weight.

>>943
They've probably had sex with their roommate, yes.

>>945
How much does it weigh? If it’s so firm, it’s probably not good for hugging. What was your gf thinking? So it’s basically a giant paperweight? Maybe you could recycle it into a maido robot? Like, installing a hidden speaker connected to a PC and some LLM wizardry to give it the illusion of personality.

>>946
At this rate sexhavers are becoming a minority, who knows anon may never have had sex?

>>947
I'm sure this isn't the last of this denpa's roommate's antics. Also smirking imagining how their gf-now-roommate went about hosting this junk in their roommate's room

I have the sudden urge to type on my keyboard a whole lot this evening for some reason, I do not know where this has come from at all
I think tonight is just one of those nights where I am thinking way too much and it is way too quiet, I dunno
Whenever this would happen I would usually go for a long /nightwalk/ in order to tire myself out so that I could just lie down in bed and drift away to some music or something
I live with family though, and this neighborhood is not the best nor is it that kind that I can walk through unnoticed. Which sucks.
A lot of the time I think about how the hell I got to this point in my life where I am post random shit on a text board
I start out by rolling back in my head until the memories fade out, then I tune into those fleeting childhood moments balh you get it
I try and trace the line of events that led me here, but the more I do that and discover the reasons behind things the more I am, disappointing?
Like was it really that?
I always used to hang out with people of a dubious character, as well as punk and punk adjacent folk. However I was always known as the clean skin, the one that looked pretty smart. It's only until recently I would say the last couple of years that I decided to lean into the sort of fashion that surrounds the subculture. I'm not getting younger so I might as well indulge myself in it and get this delayed adolescence period sorted out

Thankfully I feel more like myself then I ever have done before, for many reasons.
I have spoken to many older alternative types, a hippy guy who took a shittonne of acid and mesc in the 70' and 80's, an old black DJ who was into musquie concrete, two drifters I met who were both named John who gave me advice on how to start drifting when I was ready as well as my uncle who taught me how to use iron sites and shoot as well as other things

I think I am just going to go with the flow and see what happens
I dunno what else to write really my hands are just typing what I am thinking at his minute, I think I might go and makes a cheese sandwich, even though cheese apparently causes nightmares? Ah I don't give a shit I'm fucking starving dude

>>949

It's only until recently I would say the last couple of years that I decided to lean into the sort of fashion that surrounds the subculture

I’ve never understood punks. They are all about individuality but they all dress the same like a bunch of clones. Punks are the ultimate normalfags in denial and the culture only exists so Vivian Westwood could shill her clothes.

Rust is literally rust, it spreads everywhere.

>>950
it was briefly real in new york but very different from the recouperated anglo form. I think those old CBGBs / mud club "punk" bands are really cool.

>>952
Give me some suggestions. I kinda wrote off punk as lame white boy music because I only ever tried the Sex Pistols which were an actual corpo project.

>>953
Crass are pretty good, so is GG Allen for the punk attitude in general.
I think what makes things poser punk is the sort of "Safe edgy" kind of shit, as well as the standardization of fashion
>>950 makes a good point that a lot of punk is poser, this is shown most explicitly by the diy jackets you see that are pristine and well organized with fine stitching with non offensive symbology. But the minute a jacket has the word "Faggot" or "Cunt" or something like that on it everyone loses it because you can't wear it in public

the only good punk is anal cunt because it has a lot of whores

I have been very paranoid lately (not the helpful kind) and I'm trying to ease it by telling myself I will never have perfect opsec. I don't even need perfect opsec, but autism is gonna autism. Time correlation attacks and stylometry are genuinely scary.

>>954
Can't own one of those jackets. I'm gonna write faggot or cunt on my shirt with pen but I don't want people thinking I'm making a statement so what about "kill faggots" or "cunting faggots" or "women with cunts are faggots" or "people who like cunts are faggots" I can't decide.

i'm drunk for the 429348234 night in a row :3

>>958

can post coherently

And you call yourself a drunk!

>>959
well they have a million years of experience. if they had a night of sobriety then no one would understand their posts.

>>958
The problem with alcoholism is that it gets to the point where you adjust to the drunk jankyness of your nervous system so you can still do things while hammered
I used to go to work drunk and apart from seeming a bit tired and a tad clumsy at pints noone noticed

Alcohol is the worst drug on earth. I don't understand why meth is illegal and alcohol is fine. All it does is make you vomit and act retarded. Sugar is maybe worse idk if that counts as a drug.

>>961
I've heard that's a sign of neurodegeneration and that high alcohol consumption can lead to chronic brain damage. I know an epileptic failed boxer who's studying to be a neurosurgeon and he told me this.

I haven’t slept In nearly 3 days. I don’t feel tired but I’m seeing shadows in the corner of my eye.

Online NEET culture is extremely stupid and dirty. It encourages people to be unhygienic dirtbags who wallow away in their rooms stuffing their face with Doritos and whacking off to corporate porn. If you are a professional consumer then you are as much a slave as a prole. I’m tired of being inside all day and being linked with such scummy pigs rolling around in shit. I wanna go outside and do something but everywhere I go its a fucking soulless concrete jungle.

>>964
Who's comparing you to these people? Do you need some kind of external validation, to do the things you want? I'd say move somewhere where it's not like that but you might be broke

>>964
Is this "online NEET culture" shackling you and forcing you to act in its ways? The NEETs who act like that are generally so low IQ that even if they had all of the stars align to get a good job they would fuck it up. And there are plenty of wagies whose home is as fucked up as the basement of the mom of a heckin' "online cultured NEET".

I’m very frustrated by the lack of progress in my language learning. I’m frustrated by my inability to have romantic feelings for anyone. I’m bored and I need to replace my PSP’s screen but I’m too lazy and frustrated. I feel a spiritual calling but have nobody to talk to.

>>967
What language are you learning? Also, what are doing to learn? With the right method, likely you are making progress it just doesn't feel like it because observable progress takes awhile to appear. But it's all adding up with time.

>>968
Ottoman Turkish and classical Chinese. They are both dead languages so I can't immerse myself in them. My mistake is limited exposure to them and not having to write or use them. I want to be reading/writing fluent but I can't seem to get there. Past few weeks I've been feeling very low and depressed, so I'm getting nowhere in life and spend hours staring at my ceiling or lazing around in bed.

>>969
Where does your interest in these languages come from?

>>970
My autistic obsession with poetry

>>967

What games do you play on your psp?

>>972
VNs. Kira Kira, Red Shift, Tsukihime etc.

I don't bother discussing or sharing my interests with other people. Its pointless. Talking to other humans is pointless but I'm forced by my biology to do it.

>>974
What do you mean it's pointless? If you have any interests, you are already engaging in discourse with other humans, even if you don't talk directly to anyone.

Whatttt

2016 was 10 years ago ...

>>977
uncbros...

My booty clap, sad new year, DenpaChan

>>977
The 2010s was a shit decade. This one is shaping up to be just as bad, maybe even worse.

We are getting close to one thousand...

Made some pintos in an instapot with sauted onion, salt, and olive oil. It's been too long since last time. I'm disgusted by how fantastic they are.

I just soiled myself

What are some easy recipes I can make to get into cooking? I'm tired of eating like crap and want to get into preparing food on the regular, but I don't really know where to start ;-; any suggestions???

>>984
learn to make a big batch of chilli which you can then eat for the next three days. You can find a million recipes on youtube adam ragusea's chilli is pretty good. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mb3k0wApWas. Add meat if you want to spend more money. Eat it with rice.

>>985
(somehow the . got included with the link broken ass website just remove the . at the end of the url)

>>986
it gets auto removed for me (the dot) (on firefox)

How many of you people are programmers?

>>988
i write a shell script from time to time but nothing beyond that really.

990... I wonder what 1000 will be...

>>989
Oh nice! Im busy now with learning python, but after that i want to learn bash and other linux related stuff.

>>990
Something stupid probably

I'm going to record some audio for a video i want to post on my channel

>>993
Sounds fun. Can't wait to see it!

>>992
You won't get be getting far with that attitude, m'boy.

>>995
I’m being realistic

Getting super close to 1000! Exciting..

>>997
Yes! I waiting for it

>>981
Closer than ever before!

Is this it? Is the post limit reached?